|Pictured: Less adorable than Asian girls|
But I digress. I am not now nor will I ever be a tiny Asian girl, and I must come to terms with that. The point is that I do not like short men, simply for the fact that they make me feel like a freaky giant Amazonian. One might say that I have a “type”. However, apparently my “type” is considered odd by some (very judgmental) people.
|I want to take him to the zoo |
and buy him ice cream.
|Did somebody call a Doctor?|
|They still shouldn't be remaking Spiderman|
|Also I have a Samurai sword.|